This is a five parter--mr. Frank, trying to lure me into his scam. It was a chess match, to say the least. This all started on 6/22/2009.
From: mr. Frank (email@example.comUBS AG
Post fact 8098 Zurich
SWIFT: UBSW CH ZH 80A
Web site: www.ubs.com
Dear Good one!!!
If you know that you are capable to handle large or small amount on trust and can keep secret and ready to take 40% of any amount I transfer to your account from the dormant account and I will take 60%, send the following information by return mail:
Beneficiary Bank name...?
Your phone no................?
Tell me more about yourself, while I look forward to receive the above Information. I want to re-assure you that this business is risk free and you can send an empty account to receive the funds, provided that the account is capable to receive incoming funds. Contact me urgently via email privately for further details:(firstname.lastname@example.org)
Thank you for your time and attention.
My response to mr. Frank, 6/22/2009
Dear mr. Frank,
I am a small business owner, on the brink of a major telecommunication breakthrough. I can keep a secret. I never told anybody that my uncle offed a guy for taking advantage of me. He gave me his teeth. They adorn my necklace. But your secret is safe with me.
I’m sure you’ve heard of the Bluetooth phones. An earpiece interfaces with a separate device, allowing people to look like aliens talking to themselves. I’ve taken this technology a step further. By adding one electrode, and a few simple macros, I’ve invented the Telepath-one (patent pending).
With the Telepath-one (patent pending), the user can communicate via telephone, using brainwaves rather than sound waves. No nagging people behind you in the movies. You can argue with your mom or girlfriend while sitting in the boardroom with crusty old codgers, determining how to “put it” to the man!
Your business proposal will help me. That should fund my operation for roughly 3 months. Perhaps you want in? I’m assuming you’re “mr. Frank” because you own a wiener hut? Or because you suffered an unfortunate third degree burn in college, trying that trick with the lighter, after too much cafeteria chili.
Here is my info:
Beneficiary Bank name: Federal Bank One and Three Fifths
Bank address: 1 Cupmilk Lane, Teaspoonsalt City, MS 80088
Beneficiary address: 8 Dashpaprika Street Worchestershire City, MS 80088
Your phone no. 666-554-4565
Your Occupation: Inventioneer
Bank Account Name, Account Number, Swift Code: ___________________
Before we get any further, I need at least one mr. Frank story. It can be about a time when you loved and lost. It can be about a time when you were embarrassed. Or a time when you were afraid.
Please comply with my screening process. This is two ways, babycakes.
Lance E. Antsyinmypantsy
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