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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Essay #1 - Why the War on Spam?

I wrote this on 9/21/2009:

Dear Jerry,

Why the War on Spam?

The goal of the UK Lottery Raffle people, Nigerian Prince, etc., is to drain my bank account. I figure, people must fall for it, or they wouldn’t keep doing it. I also figure the victims are the people who can least afford it.

Here’s how I see it. You’re a bank robber with a gun in my ribcage. The gun doesn’t work. Now instead of master/subordinate, we’re more equal, except you’re usually pretty dumb. On top of that, we’re in this unique relationship, founded on you trying to take my money.

That affords me the license to say or so anything I want to you. On top of that, you’re pretty dumb. It’s pretty liberating stringing you along.

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1 comment:

  1. Ok. I don't know how to feel about this. lol