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Sunday, January 30, 2011

Post # 162 - Kraft and the Lost Golden Nutty Bar - 2-24-2010

Dear Kraft,

My son Alex is eight years old. Like all children, he is vulnerable to a society who buries its problems in ranch dressing and kicks perceived “failures” to its proverbial curb. When Alex was five, he scored extremely high on his early development assessment test (EDAT). Ever since then, elite Montessoris and private schools have been ringing our phone off the hook. It seems they want Alex, who is also very athletic and good looking, as the poster child for their learning institutions.

Last week, my son participated in the Little Debbie Michigan State Nine-And-Under Spelling Bee, held in Hartland, MI. In this competition, the best of the best compete for the Golden Nutty Bar. On the surface, the prize is just a Little Debbie Treat dipped in 10 karat gold, with a fancy nameplate (engraved in 16 point Times New Roman, all caps). But this prize represents much, much more—bragging rights, and resume’ fodder down the road.

The Golden Nutty Bar draws crowds, and shrewd businessmen love when it finds its way into their businesses. Therefore, it’s a ticket to free dinners at restaurants, free movie passes, the chance to cut ahead in lines at amusement parks and state fairs. The award is escorted around by a Little Debbie representative (legend has Little Debbie herself escorting the first one around). People wait in long lines to have their picture taken with it.

The spelling bee was going well—Alex survived several rounds. Easy words (they call them “cupcakes” in the Bee circles) like “taste," "thicken," and "busy” in the early rounds. Alex spelled intermediate words like “stamina," "craters," and "fantastic” in the middle rounds. It was here that 90 percent of the field was weeded out. In the final rounds, ten eager little spellers managed their way through words like Aborigines, conundrum, and Deuteronomy. The final word came down to two: Alex and an adorable little girl named Connie. Alex blew it. “Craft: K-R-A-F-T.”

It seems that Alex caved to mounting pressure and reverted back to his favorite Mac and Cheese. Sweet, innocent Connie, now the winner, made the “choke” gesture at Alex. Right there on Cable Access 23, for all of our friends, neighbors, and relatives to see. Alex has forever labeled as the Little Debbie Michigan State Nine-And-Under Spelling Bee Runner Up. Schools have stropped calling. Now he gets to look forward to people asking him what word he misspelled. Because that’s our society—“let’s not focus on the seventeen words you nailed, including orthodontia”.

Why don’t you spell your own name correctly? Why you even have a commercial jingle—a catchy one, where you mis-spell it for us. "Kay-Are-Aye-Eff-Tee!" Why? Why? Why? I realize you’d have to spend a little to update some billboards and websites, and packaging labels, but isn’t the right thing to do often the most expensive? Wasn’t Whitney Houston correct when she proclaimed that she believes “the children are the future?”

Sincerely,

Jerry

PS--Also, why do you short us about 25% of the noodles in your character themed Mac and Cheese? Does this offset the licensing? It seriously alters the noodle-to-cheese ratio. Alex won't eat the regular Mac and Cheese now. Is this part of some bigger plan?
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Thank You for Contacting Us!


Hi Jerry,

Thank you for contacting www.kraftfoodscompany.com and inquiring about the spelling of the word Kraft and the difference in weight for our KRAFT Macaroni & Cheese products.

Attached is our history and will explain why our name is spelled K-r-a-f-t.

http://www.kraftfoods.com/consumerrelations/HIS13-JL-KRAFT-History.pdf

Should you experience any difficulty opening the link(s) please copy and paste it into your browser.

Also, the reason that there is a difference in net weight between Shapes and Original is that the way Shapes are stamped there isn't as much room to fill the same amount of pasta in the same sized box. The amount of cheese sauce is the same

It was great hearing from you, and I encourage you to browse our website to take advantage of the great online food content that’s available 24 hours a day!

Kim
Associate Director, Consumer Relations
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To: onlineteam2@casupport.com

Subject: RE: Your Comment/Question Case ID: 20259656
Date: Sun, 28 Feb 2010 00:28:22 -0500

Kim,

Thanks for the info.

I read the article about Mr. James L. Kraft, and his innovations with cheese. It sounds like he was the original Cheez Whiz. Was this product named in honor of him?

It sounds from your character Mac and Cheese explanation, that the box size is more important than flavor consistency (character box versus standard box).

Also in the article, I noticed that Phillip Morris owns Kraft. Friends of mine work in the auto industry, and they are strongly encouraged to "drive Big 3 automobiles". Are Kraft employees encouraged to smoke up?

All of the information that you provided was great and helpful. Thanks again.

Jerry
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Monday, January 24, 2011

Post # 161 - War on Spam: Mr. Lin Sun: Part Two - 5/4/2010

This is a continuation of Part 1 (Post # 158)

I may have been a little tough on Mr. Lin Sun,, but let's face it, he's trying to clean me out, right? 

When the man who is trying to clean you out says "You are not fair" and to "Change and learn to treat people right," I guess it's time to take a look at the man in the mirror.

From: mr.linsun@discuz.org
Subject: Very urgent (Lin Sun)
Date: Fri, 28 May 2010 11:07:49 +0100

Dear Partner,

Compliments of the day to you, I have just received your e-mail and the content therein is well understood by me. I want to inform you that the 2 older people in the photos are my parent (Father & Mother). I was born in Magong, Taiwan Miaoli City and brought up in the same city. And i think my hobbies are not too much. I enjoy watching football, because i was not opportune to play in my school days. And my best league is the English premier League and my supporting club is Chelsea Football Club in West London.

I want you to give me your approval, so that i can send you the contact details of the bank, for you to contact them for the opening of the offshore account.


I look forward to your swift response to my mail.

Rgd,

Mr Lin Sun

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To: mr.linsun@discuz.org
Subject: RE: Very urgent (Lin Sun)
Date: Fri, 28 May 2010 19:41:54 -0400

Hey Lin Sun,

Compliments of the day right back. I, too am a football fan. I love the Chelsea Football club. I've been to Stamford Stadium in Fulham many times. I love the home blues. I have Frank Lampard and Didier Drogba's autographs on a plate, which I am having encased in glass and infused with nitrogen, and placed on my mantle, next to my autographed Ron Harris framed jersey.

I played a lot of football (we call it "Soccer") as a lad. I'm assuming your inability to play in your youth had something to do with the circumstances surrounding your upbringing.  Sometimes, when a a father-figure is rearing you, there is no opportunity for recreation. I sympathize. I didn't have this situation. I still play in an intramural league. I also played our baseball, football, basketball, and lacrosse on division one scholarships. I was a walk-on for the olympic lacrosse team.

I grant you permission to send the bank details.

I'm hoping that you're allowing your children the opportunity to play recreational sports. One day, I look forward to my kids playing, and me coaching.

Sincerely,

Leonard Lemonpie

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From: mr.linsun@discuz.org
Subject: Contact the bank (Lin Sun)
Date: Sat, 29 May 2010 05:17:07 +0100

Dear Leonard Lemonpie,

I have made discrete enquiries as to the best way to move these funds from here. Due to the events of 9/11, financial laws have been tightened and I will not want anything to happen to either one of us or the funds now so this is what I need you to do. You are to immediately make contact with one of the private institution that I know to be very proficient in handling such transaction.

I know this as I have inside knowledge as someone who has been in this industry for a longtime and I have done my investigation well on the offshore financial institution. The institution is affiliated with my bank and any transfer to this bank will seem like an in house transfer. They will also be given the credit advice to settle the estate. Please, you have to send the bank an email requesting information as regards account opening and activation,Send the bank email and call the contact person on telephone during official working hours and further make your enquiry. You will have to perfect this arrangement as soon as possible as the International Remittance Department of the (Bank of Taipei) will request the offshore banking detail to enable the office commence transfer of our estate this week. On the letter to the bank also state your contact details. That is your telephone numbers, as they may be very busy to respond back on time via emails.

Bank Name: Standard Chartered Bank Plc
Bank Address: 1 Basinghall Avenue, London, EC2V 5DD, United Kingdom.
Contact Person: Mr. Gerald Wilson
Email: enquiry-standardchartered@careceo.com
TEL: +44-703-596-6350
+44-701-119-6667
Fax: +44-7011142567

Mr. Gerald Wilson (Credit Control Manager)
Opening Hours: 9.00am – 5.00pm, Mon – Fri

Please send application letter by email and call the Bank as regards this matter.Open an account, which we shall use as our intermediary point to transfer the money to you. From my investigations this bank is very solid and maintains very high level of confidentiality, which is an essential key to success in this transaction.

Once you have opened and activated the account with them, you must then provide me with the account details in order that I can start to initiate the wire instruction using my position here. Please send the bank an email immediately to open up an offshore transit account with this bank. Once this is done, please forward the details of the account (account name, account number etc) to me so I can make immediate arrangements for the funds to be credited into that account from my bank.

I hope you understand the whole process, please keep this transaction confidential, as the money in question is not a small amount of money. The entire estate will be transfer to your account.

I will await update from you.

Regard,

Mr. Lin Sun

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To: mr.linsun@discuz.org
Subject: RE: Contact the bank (Lin Sun)
Date: Sat, 29 May 2010 07:59:39 -0400

Dear Mr. Lin Sun,

Let's take a five minute break here. The business will always be there. Do you ever take time to focus on "you"?

How are you holding up? You seem to be dodging the issue. Your whole life, you've been hiding this deep, dark secret. Let me assure you-it's not a reflection on you. You may be dealing with:

• Changes in behavior, extreme mood swings, withdrawal, fearfulness, and excessive crying

• Bed-wetting, nightmares, fear of going to bed, or other sleep disturbances

• Acting out inappropriate sexual activity or showing an unusual interest in sexual matters

• A sudden acting out of feelings or aggressive or rebellious behavior

• Regression to infantile behavior; clinging

• School or behavioral problems

• Changes in toilet-training habits

• A fear of certain places, people, or activities

• Bruises, rashes, cuts, limping, multiple or poorly explained injuries

• Pain, itching, bleeding, fluid, or rawness in the private areas

Your cry for help--I picked up on it quickly--was this statement "And i think my hobbies are not too much. I enjoy watching football, because i was not opportune to play in my school days." You have a fear of certain activities--in this case, soccer. It would have been difficult to play, given all of the pain, itching, and rawness.

You seem withdrawn. It bothers me that your father, after what he did to you, is still a big part of your life. It bothers me more that you let him near your children. And all the while, your mother did nothing about this?

Are you in a safe place? If you need help, I want your next email to have the some of the following elements:

1) Quit horsing around
2) We are losing valuable time
3) I don't think that you are serious.

I'll do whatever I can to help you.

Sincerely,

Leonard Lemonpie
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From: mr.linsun@discuz.org

Subject: RE: Contact the bank (Lin Sun)
Date: Sat, 29 May 2010 15:01:13 +0100

I understand your mail. But i want to say that your mail, is more of an insult to my person than encouragement. How you now mocking me because i told you about my whole life? I think this is not fair! you did not not even tell me about yourself, no photo of you and i don't even know where you came from and you promise to provide me with all this information after i gave you mine.

I think i am beginning to be confuse about your action toward me. You are not fair.

Change and learn to treat people right.

Less i forget have you contacted the bank?

I await your swift mail.

Sincere Regard,

Mr. Lin Sun
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To: mr.linsun@discuz.org
Subject: RE: Contact the bank (Lin Sun)
Date: Sat, 29 May 2010 22:28:24 -0400

Mr. Lin Sun,

I am not fair? Are you frigging kidding me? Let's start with you. Sometimes you call yourself Lin Sun. Sometimes it's Sun Lin. I always feel like I'm calling you the wrong name.

Next, you share intimate details about how you were reared by your father and mother in Magong. I offer support, and help. You suddenly acted out your feelings with agressive and rebellious behavior.

You accused me of not sharing details. Shame on me for not sharing my photo. Guilty as charged. But go back to my first note, when you were still Sun Lin, and hiding behind your form letters. I stated:

My name is Leonard. I was born in Cleveland, Ohio. I was raised in West Virginia. I am engaged to be married. I have no children. My hobbies include model submarines. I also like to eat submarine sandwiches.

I take offense to the fact that I spelled all of this out, and you didn't bother to read/retain it. This may be due to the sudden mood swings or genital problems.

I haven't gotten back to the bank yet. It's Memorial Day weekend here. Show some respect. I'll do this on Tuesday.

I have attached a photo.

Leonard Lemonpie
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From: mr.linsun@discuz.org
Subject: RE: Contact the bank (Lin Sun)
Date: Sun, 30 May 2010 15:30:24 +0100

THINGS ARE REALLY GETTING COMPLICATING AND CONFUSING TO ME. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR PHOTO.
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From: mr.linsun@discuz.org

Subject: Very urgent (Lin Sun)
Date: Mon, 31 May 2010 14:03:27 +0100

Dear Partner,

Compliments of the day to you? What is the problem, why have iu not heard from you.Have you contacted the bank for the opening of the offshore account?

I look forward to your swift response to my mail.

Sincere Regard,

Mr Lin Sun
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To: mr.linsun@discuz.org
Subject: RE: Very urgent (Lin Sun)
Date: Mon, 31 May 2010 09:44:14 -0400

Dear Lin Sun,

Like I said earlier-it's Memorial Day weekend. Show some respect.

Leonard Lemonpie
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From: mr.linsun@discuz.org
Subject: RE: Very urgent (Lin Sun)
Date: Mon, 31 May 2010 15:55:18 +0100

What i am saying is whether you have be able to contact the bank in London (UK). I think is for you to just contact them, via email message and this is not too much.

Lin Sun
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To: mr.linsun@discuz.org
Subject: RE: Very urgent (Lin Sun)
Date: Thu, 3 Jun 2010 00:03:56 -0400

Hey Sun Lin,

Sorry--I've been out of town on business. Personal business. It seems that one of my business partners was dishonest with me. He misrepresented himself to me, made up a scam, tried to rip me off.

Next thing you know, he's up with Baby Jesus, and I have a body to get rid of.

It's not so much the money that he might have cost me, as much as the humiliation.

Okay, now that I've vented, I feel better. Sorry for talking your ear off. What's the next step again?

Did you see I attached another photo for your enjoyment?

Sincerely,

Leonard Lemonpie

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Sunday, January 16, 2011

Post # 160 - TGI Friday and the Tuesday Vibe - 1/15/2011

Dear TGI Friday's,

As a morning weather personality, I try to avoid the night life, and keep my figure thin and slender, so I don’t “cover the whole map” as we say in the biz.  I avoid restaurants with delicious food and drinks because my will power is weak.  I had never been to your restaurant, despite all of the hype.

Yesterday (Friday), I buckled after years of peer pressure from friends, colleagues, relatives, and ex-lovers.   “You’ve never been to TGI Friday’s?”  “It feels like Friday every day in there.”  “The food is bitchin’ and the servers are great.” 

I figured, I’d go on my favorite day.  Why not go on an actual Friday, to intensify the Friday-ness?

So I went at lunchtime with another meteorologist and the traffic gal.   I was greeted by a newby, Carol, and her trainer, Suzanne.  Let me start by saying that they did a great job.

The menu was lovely.  Lots of variety, and different price points for all walks of life.  I saw some healthier, lighter fare, and some “call my cardiologist” items.  Lots of booze drinks.  All in all, impressive.

The atmosphere was nice.  Wonderful decorations, imaginative signs, televisions everywhere showing sports and news (but no weather).  People around us seemed to be laughing and having a good time.  Except for the table next to us, where a young lady was breaking up with her boyfriend.

I ordered the Jack Daniels Chicken sandwich, and a salad to help keep it healthier.  Both were wonderful.  I used my fork to scrape up the remaining Jack Daniels sauce, and lick it off the fork like some hungry bear.

The real reason that I write is, it didn’t really feel like Friday in there.  To me, it felt like a Tuesday, in either late October or early March.  Don’t get me wrong, when I went in, it felt like Friday, and when I left, it returned to feeling like Friday.  It sorta bummed me out, and left me overall, dissatisfied with my visit.

Did I do something wrong?  Are there specific menu items that make it feel like Friday, more than the other days?  Did I order up a Tuesday?

Disappointed,

Jerry
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From: tgif-gstrel@casupport.com
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2011 13:41:26 -0500
Subject: Case# 2948049

Dear Jerry:
Thank you for notifying Guest Relations of your unsatisfactory experience at T.G.I. Friday's. We realize the importance of your time and appreciate you bringing this to our attention. I would first of all like to thank you for your comments regarding our location and our sever's Carol and Suzie, I would also like to apologize that it did not feel like Friday in our restaurant i guess it could be many things but nothing specific, I will forward your comments to our location so that we may improve in that aspect of our service.
Your concern has been shared with our management team. We hope to provide the best possible service during your next visit. Please contact the General Manager, George T. with any additional comments. You may also contact Guest Relations at 800-FRIDAY’S, option 1.

Kind regards.

Carlos
Guest Relations
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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Post # 159 - Subway and the $5 Footlong Scamola - 3/19/2010

Dear Subway,


I was a lifelong Subway Club member. Then one day, something happened. You hired that Jared to be the face of your organization. Frankly, he irritates me with his big pair of pants. Why don’t you cut him loose and make him get a normal job.

Next, and much worse, you defrocked me of my Sub Club Membership. As I read later, there may have been some shenanigans with employees selling rolls of Sub Club stamps on Ebay. You allow untrustworthy Sandwich Artists through the Subway University, and the loyal customers pay the price. I was unhappy, but I stayed loyal—even if that loyalty was unrequited.

Now, I’m inundated by these Five Dollar Footlong commercials. The song bores into my brain and stays there for days at a time. Nice job. The big word in the commercials is “ANY”. Your singers repeat it thrice per stanza. Depending on the commercial, it may appear as many as fifteen times in large font. You lead the unobservant customer to think that ANY 12” sub at Subway is $5. Then at the end of the commercial, there’s a small disclaimer: Excludes Premium Subs. If the “ANY” is 26 point font, the disclaimer is 8 point. Pretty sneaky, Sis.

I visit Subway, on average, four times a week. At least twice a week, I see some sucker ordering the Cheese Steak, thinking he or she has a deal. Then the cashier, in his headgear, lowers the boom. “Uh, no shir, that’sh a premium shub”. $7.49 plus tax.

I’ve heard crafty Sandwich Artists argue that the Premium Subs are in fact "sandwiches."  Isn’t a sub a (no pun intended) subset of the much larger Sandwich Genus? I guess the next question is, when does a sandwich become a sub? I believe this occurs when meat or cheese penetrates bread. At this very moment, your sandwich has become a sub, and should therefore cost a valued customer $5, regardless of what additional cargo he or she requests.

There was a time in my life when I didn’t really care. I’d just “take it”. Well guess what. I’m done. Unless you provide a written explanation, I’m shaking my booty across the strip mall to the Blimpie’s.

Jared Fogel sits on a throne of lies!

Jerry
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Monday, January 3, 2011

Post # 158 - War on Spam: Mr. Lin Sun Part One - 5/4/2010

Date: Wed, 26 May 2010 18:28:19 -0700

From: jmcco3@eq.edu.au
Subject: **Confidential**

Am Mr Sun Lin, an Account Officer with the International bank of Taipei, I am requesting for your partnership in re-profiling funds.Contact me for details private Email **mr.linsun@discuz.org**
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To: mr.linsun@discuz.org
Subject: RE: **Confidential**
Date: Wed, 26 May 2010 22:13:13 -0400

Hello Mr. Sun Lin,

My name is Leonard. I was born in Cleveland, Ohio. I was raised in West Virginia. I am engaged to be married. I have no children. My hobbies include model submarines. I also like to eat submarine sandwiches.

The things that I would like to know are:

1) Where were you born?

2) Where were you reared?

3) Are you married?

4) Do you have any children?

5) Hobbies and interests?

Sincerely,
Leonard Lemonpie
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From: mr.linsun@discuz.org
Subject: More Details From M Lin Sun
Date: Thu, 27 May 2010 05:45:19 +0100

Dear Intending Partner,

Thank you very much for your mail. Compliments of the season to you and your family. Let me give you a detailed description of what is in this transaction for us. In June 2003, My late client Muhannad Al-Hakim, an Iraqi Crude oil merchant made a numbered fixed deposit of One Billion Five hundred Million Taiwanese New Dollars ($1,500,000,000.00 TWD) for 18 calendar months, this is valued to Forty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars($44.5 Million USD) only in my branch. Upon maturity several notices were sent to him, even during the war (U.S and Iraqi war), Five years ago (2004). Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later found out that Muhannad Al-Hakim and his family had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit his home at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil well was.

http://www.iraqmemorialwall.org/iraqicasualties.html
http://www.iraqbodycount.net/names.htm

After further investigation it was also discovered that Muhannad Al-Hakim did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, the Forty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration of Five years Six months the funds will revert to the ownership of the Taiwan Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.

Against this backdrop, we still have about two more months left for someone to come up and claim the funds as next of kin to this fund. My suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Muhannad Al-Hakim so that you will be able to receive his funds and for the money be pulled out from my bank and out from my country.

WHAT IS TO BE DONE?

I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the necessary documents that will back you up as the next of kin to Muhannad Al-Hakim , all that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your details as below:

Full Name:
Contact Address:
Occupation:

After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also file in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favour for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you.

There is no risk involved at all in this matter as we are going to adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents. Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 70% for me, 30% for you. Should you be interested please send me your full names and current residential address.

Finally after that I shall provide you with more details of this operation. Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated. I shall try to call you after sending you this mail.

Kind Regards,

Mr. Lin Sun
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To: mr.linsun@discuz.org
Subject: RE: More Details From M Lin Sun
Date: Thu, 27 May 2010 06:30:56 -0400

Dear M. Sun Lin,

I'm a little concerned. I asked a few preliminary questions to get to know you first. You skipped them and went right to business. In my culture, we try to get to know business partners on a personal basis before starting the business aspect.

Again, the things that I would like to know are:

1) Where were you born?

2) Where were you reared?

3) Are you married?

4) Do you have any children?

5) Hobbies and interests?

Sincerely,

Leonard Lemonpie
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From: mr.linsun@discuz.org
Subject: Important Advise (Lin Sun)
Date: Thu, 27 May 2010 14:15:03 +0100

Dear Partner,

Thank you very much for your response, please you are to send us your mailing address and your interest in this transaction. I want to use this opportunity to assure you once again that this transaction is 100% risk free and legitimate as far as you adhere to every instructions and guidance that I give you.

As I told you, I have hired the services of an attorney that will procure all necessary documentations that will back you up as the next of kin to my late client. It will be stated in the documentations that you are the only surviving distant relative.

Like I said earlier, due to this issue on my hands now, it became necessary for me to seek your assistance. I appreciate the fact that you are ready to assist me in executing this project, and I will want you also to assist me in investing my share of the funds in your country. I will do everything legally required to ensure that the project goes smoothly and it shall pass through all Laws of International Banking.

Having resolved to entrust this transaction into your hands, I want to remind you that, it needs your commitment and diligent follow up. If you work seriously, the entire transaction should be over in a couple of days.

READ THE FOLLOWING AND GET BACK TO ME:

I need your total devotion and trust to see this through. I know we have not met before, but I am very confident that we will be able to establish the necessary trust that we need to execute this project.

I shall advise you on the bank I want you to open an account in which has corresponding working agreements with my bank and shall have no problems with regards to the transfer of the funds to your account there. You shall also need to open a new account in your name in your country and this must not be your existing account, the two accounts must be new accounts. The funds once transfered from my bank to your offshore account, I shall advise you on how the funds can be transfered to your account in your country using the bank's online facility. This is the best way I have found, it will protect us from my bank and the monetary body. I want us to enjoy this money in peace when we conclude. So I advise that you follow my instructions religiously.

Also you have to know that I cannot transfer this money in my name as my bank will be aware that it is from me. This is where I need you. I will not request any up front charges from you to me over-here in Taiwan. But you will be in charge of providing the minimum account opening balance that is needed to activate the offshore account. Setting up an offshore account is not expensive as I have inside knowlegde, as one who has being in the banking firm for over two decade now. I will obtain a certificate of deposit from my bank and letter of administration from the Probate registry, it will be issued in your name. This will make you the bonafide owner of the funds. After this, the money will be transferred to your offshore account and then you can transfer the funds to your newly opened account in your country.

We can then instruct your bank after the money has been transferred to your newly opened account to transfer our various shares into our respective home bank accounts. I will also perfect the documentations with the assistance of my attorney to give the transaction the legal right.

Kindly provide me with a copy of your identity(driver's license or international passport). I will attach my Identity card to you after I have seen yours for your perusal and trust. Our local telephone lines could be intercepted easily, so they are not safe for this transaction. For this reason I am arranging for a more secured means of communication. Meanwhile, you can reach me via this email pending when all arrangements for the confidential phone number and fax number has been completed.

Ensure that you keep this project confidential because of the nature of this transaction and my work. Please reply soonest. I shall call you later on today after I receive your response with the requested details.

My sincere regards,
Mr. Lin Sun
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To: mr.linsun@discuz.org

Subject: RE: Important Advise (Lin Sun)
Date: Thu, 27 May 2010 21:26:30 -0400

Dear Mr. Lin Sun,

Very nice family photos. And quite a passport photo.

The things that I would still like to know are:

1) Where were you born?
2) Where were you reared?
3) Hobbies and interests?

Also, the older man on the porch--is that the father, one of the two people who reared you?

Worry not--I'm pulling together the information that you requested, in parallel.

I just want to know more about you before I submit.

Have a great day!

Leonard Lemonpie
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