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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Post# 219 - Skippy Natural Peanut Butter: Not-So-Natural - 7/29/2010

I sent this to Skippy Peanut Butter on 7/29/2010:

Dear Skippy,

When I was a boy, I spent my summers on my Grandpa’s peanut farm in lovely Georgia. We would work hard—really, really hard, all day. We’d be up at 4:30, breaking for a big lunch at 11:00, and working right up until dusk.

At night, we’d sit on the porch. Grandpa would tell stories about how simple the world used to be, and how much better it was. Grandma would take some of the peanuts (the ugly ones). She would shell them and grind them. The result was the most delicious peanut butter. She would say “it tastes so good because it’s natural—how God intended it. No lard, vegetable oil, or ingredients that we can’t even pronounce.

If there were ingredients listed on Grandma’s jar, they would read “Peanuts”. Grandma and Grandpa H died horrible deaths years later. I don’t really like thinking about it. And really, that’s beside the point. The real point here is, things were natural. My brother and I would argue over the right to “stir” the peanut butter.

A few weeks back, I headed to the store to purchase some peanut butter. I thought of my Grandma when I reached for Skippy Natural. As I paid the cashier, I knew Grandma would be proud of my choice, rest her soul. I pictured some other Grandfather/Grandson tandem picking those peanuts in the hot, hot Georgia sun.

I took my Skippy Natural Peanut Butter home to enjoy what I thought would be a natural experience. As I loosened the lid, I read the ingredients. Roasted peanuts, sugar, palm oil and salt. Suddenly, my vision of Grandpa’s farm picked up a sugar cane field, a salt mine, and some palm trees. That’s awfully busy, don’t you think?

I don’t have a huge problem with the salt. I don’t understand the palm oil or sugar. I’m no dummy—the oil removes the stirring part. Aren’t we out-of-shape enough? A little vigorous exercise is good. Also—I bet you sell three times as much peanut butter by sweetening it for the young folk.

Make up your mind. Are you going natural, or not? Palm trees don’t grow in peanut fields. Their oil doesn’t belong in my peanut butter. Don’t call it natural f it really isn’t. It’s deceptive.

Mark me down as dissatisfied. I’d appreciate a written explanation.

Sincerely.

Jerry

P.S. – Are the Skippy Scientists working on a peanut allergen friendly peanut butter? Your competitors are. Just pointing that out.
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Date: Thu, 29 Jul 2010 08:54:44 -0400
Subject: Skippy Consumer Services Case #: 7738520

Hello Jerry,

Thank you for writing to us. We do apologize for the experience you reported concerning Skippy.



Skippy Natural uses palm oil, not palm kernel oil.  Palm oil is extracted from the pulp of the palm fruitlet and then continues through several non-chemical processing steps. Palm kernel oil is a tropical oil derived from the seed of the palm fruit. Palm kernel oil, not to be confused with palm oil, is extremely high in saturated fat. It is often used in the manufacture of various cosmetics and in some brands of margarine.

Palm Oil is used in this product because it is a "natural" oil and helps eliminates the oil separation seen in other natural peanut butters. The palm oil is extracted from the palm fruitlet by pressing. Subsequent processing steps are non-chemical and thus palm oil can be considered 'natural'.  Many consumers want to serve natural peanut butters to their families, but they dislike having to stir the oil into the product. Skippy Natural allows you to enjoy the benefits of Natural Peanut Butters without having the added step of having to stir.

Skippy Natural is made with ingredients that are minimally and non-chemically processed. The FDA does not have a definition for natural products, like it does for organic foods, but the general ruling is that natural foods should be minimally and non-chemically processed.

Other Natural Peanut Butters do not use a stabilizing ingredient. This causes the natural oils found in peanuts to separate out, thus causing a layer of oil on the top.

We hope this information is helpful!

Your friends at Skippy


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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Post # 121 - Give the Peanut-Allergic Kids Their Plain M&M's - 3/8/2010

I have a soft spot in my heart for people with allergies.  I think companies need to do more for people.  Take some of the money that you'll use to develop my Coffee Bean M&M idea, and make plain M&M's accessible to peanut allergy sufferers.
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Dear M&M Mars,


Okay we get it. You can make M&M’s in any color we can think of, and with any text we want. You have giant M&M’s. Gourmet M&M’s. But not one, are you willing to deem peanut-free.

You have a disclaimer on the back of the Plain M&M wrapper that basically makes it impossible for a kid to eat Plain M&M’s. “May Contain Peanuts”.

Peanut allergies are the most common allergy among children. They affect at least 3 million people in the United States. The effects can be deadly, and peanut exposure cannot be taken lightly. Concerned parents become vigilant label-readers, in the name of love. While I appreciate you protecting people, as a lead-in to a bigger question.

How many kids never get to taste a delicious peanut butter patty or peanut butter pie, or peanut brittle, or Peanut M&M’s? Or for that matter, Plain M&M’s.

Why don’t you make all of your peanut-free products in a peanut-free facility on peanut free equipment and with peanut-free supplies? Build a second factory on the empty lot next to your first factory, and make it completely peanut free. You can make everything from Dove Chocolates to Milky Ways to Caramel Twix here. People who have been in Peanut Factory A would not be allowed in Peanut-Free Factory B. Supplies to Factory B would come from a Peanut-Free supply chain. The critics would applaud you. Parents and kids would hug you.

Leverage your supply chain, and all of your workers to take the Peanut Oath:


I solemnly swear to steer completely clear of peanuts, in mind, body, and spirit.

I do so with the health and safety of the almighty customer in mind.

I shall remain peanut-free, like the products that I make.

It seems like the only thing standing in the way would be a little cash. But aren’t three million loyal customers worth it?

Give the Peanut Allergy kids a taste. That’s all I’m asking. A worry-free, Plain M&M taste.

Sincerely,

Jerry
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From: do-not-reply@masterfoodsusa.com


Subject: M&M'S MILK CHOCOLATE CANDIES.

Date: Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:18:13 -0500



Dear Mr. Herman,



In response to your email regarding M&M'S MILK CHOCOLATE CANDIES.



Thank you for your email.



Our Marketing Staff is continually working on new ideas. Although we cannot say what they are, we hope you will continue to watch and enjoy!



Have a great day!



Your Friends at Mars Chocolate North America



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Dear Good Fudge Folk,

Thanks for dangling your marketing secrets in front of me, and then hiding it. From the tone of your note, it sounds like you’re admitting that there’s a problem there (the peanut disclaimer on non-peanut candy).

So aside from marketing some new and fancy M & M to coincide with whatever hot movie is coming out this summer (Toy Story 3?), it’d be nice if you just give the peanut-free kids a taste.

Thanks,

Jerry

PS-I’m working on some stuff too, that I can’t tell YOU about. FYI.
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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Post #26 - War on Spam - mr. Frank Volume 4 - 6/29/2009


















Re: FW: Sorry For My Late Responce

From: Mr. Frank
Sent: Mon 6/29/09 4:50 AM

Hello Jerry,

Thanks for your mail, kindly get back to me with the below informations to enable us proceed, as we are short of time.

{1} Bank Name:............. ..........
{2} Bank Address.....................
{3} Account No:.......................
{4} Swift Code...{if any}
{5} Account Holder's Name: ....................
{6} Tel. Nos...................

I wait for your mail soon.
Frank
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My response to mr. Frank, 6/29/2009

RE: Sorry For My Late Responce

Dear mr. Frank,

Why are you prolonging this transaction? I’ve given you all of the other info, except the bank account name and account number. Stop asking for the same info over and over!

As you are aware, I have a screening process. You are in the process of unlocking the bank code. The second of six questions is:

Tell me about your most embarrassing moment.

This should be simple. Mine involved my ten speed bike, a ramp, an on-looking cub scout troop, and a truck filled with cotton crossing a bridge over a lake of fire.

Please hurry!

Sincerely,

Lance E. Antsyinmypantsy
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My follow-up to mr. Frank, sent 6/30/2009

RE: Sorry For My Late Responce

Dear mr. Frank,

I hope life is going well for you. I’m feeling charitable today. I’ll tell you why in a minute. The second digit to my account is “4”.

I caught a strange but lucky break yesterday. That cricket, which was chirping over and over at night, drove me bonkers. I crushed it with my shoe. The manager of our shelter heard me. Being an animal lover, she hollered at me and kicked me out of the shelter with only a PB and J.

So I started singing. Right there in front of the shelter, which was adjacent to the Opera House. A local record producer’s wife was walking out of the opera house with her husband. They heard me singing. She told her husband that he should give me a recording contract!

I’m in the studio today, working on my debut single! It goes like this:

What’s the cream-cream creamiest spread there is? (Peanut Butter).
It goes well with jelly, like no other. (Peanut Butter).
The little kids like it in their lunch.
Come on now silly, you have a hunch. (Peanut Butter).

Erwin Rommel pops up from his tanks
Just to give Mrs. Rommel many thanks.
He can’t get over his lunch box.
He’s the one, the Desert Fox (Peanut Butter).

Jesse Jackson, Madonna, Bono too.
They eat it, and they all love you.
Cronkite, and Rather ate it between news takes.
But not that Brokaw—he liked steaks. (Peanut Butter).

I’m still working on it. Can you help me come up with a title? I’ll give you co-writing credits. Also, tell me about that embarrassing moment! I’ll unlock the 3rd digit. Whenever you get a chance (we have time)—I’m pretty busy right now.

Sincerely,

Lance E. Antsyinmypantsy

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