Subject: Dear Friend compliment of the day;
Dear Friend compliment of the day;
I am MRS RITA DOUGLAS from Burkina Faso in Africa . Although you might be apprehensive about my email as we have not met before. I am in the auditing department with one of the leading bank in Burkina Faso . During our recent auditing the bank management discovered an amount of money valued $15m dollars in a foreign dormant account. (An abandoned Account with our bank)
I am writing to seek your assistance in working with me as my foreign partner, so that you can stand as the beneficiary or relation to the deceased customer also as the rightful beneficiary to the fund, hence through my personal investigation the account owner who deposited this money died accidental years ago with her wife . So the account has being dormant for over six years, Meanwhile I have trashed off the account in the audits hedger, it is only lying in the hard disc of the bank and with this system it is not possible to trace the account owner.
It is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honor against your will, please consider the value I offer. The fact hence it’s a foreigner that bears the account, there is need for a foreigner as well to stand as the beneficiary to the fund or relation the account owner, as public services in this country we are not permitted by law to run a foreign account. This operation system will be well perfected and executed without any risk and it is a hitch free business deal.
Once the funds have been transferred to your bank account we shall then share in the ratio of 70% for me, 30% for you. I want to give you 100% assurance that this transaction is risk free; all I need from you is your maximum cooperation for a smooth and hitch free processing and transfer of this funds into your account for our mutual benefit and investment in your country.
I advice you treat this deal with utmost confidentiality it deserve and your expedient response shall be appreciated. Should you be interested kindly respond and send your full contact details so I can give you an elaborate details of this deal.
MRS RITA DOUGLAS
Subject: RE: Dear Friend compliment of the day;
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010 22:26:03 -0400
Dear Mrs. Rita Douglas,
I have no apprehensions whatsoever. I exude confidence and success. It is that confidence and success that has propelled me to the top of my profession. You see--I am a dermatologist. I specialize in spotting early forms of skin cancer--I can catch it before the tell-tale signs can be seen.
Typical signs are:
1) For something like Basal cell carcinoma (the most common, most easlily treated skin cancer) you might see a pearly or waxy bump on your face, ears or neck, or a flat, flesh-colored or brown scar-like lesion on your chest or back.I also specialize in less common skin cancers such as Kaposi sarcoma, Merkel cell carcinoma, and Sebaceous gland carcinoma.
2) For something like Squamous cell carcinoma (more likely to spread), you might see a firm, red nodule on your face, lips, ears, neck, hands or arms, or a flat lesion with a scaly, crusted surface on your face, ears, neck, hands or arms.
3) For something like Melanoma (most serious type), you might see a large brownish spot with darker speckles located anywhere on your body, a simple mole located anywhere on your body that changes in color, size or feel or that bleeds, a small lesion with an irregular border and red, white, blue or blue-black spots on your trunk or limbs, or shiny, firm, dome-shaped bumps located anywhere on your body.
I know, you're saying "Dr. Sandwich, enough about cancer--you're depressing me!" Well, my patients are often less depressed when I have helped them dodge a bullet. In your case, I explain this because we are about to become a team. We are about to work closely together, and invest ourselves in a venture for the greater good. I need to know that you are fit as a fiddle. I worry about you, Mrs. Rita Douglas. I can't afford to have you die on me. Plus, I care about you.
Before we get started on our business, I need information. I need age, height, weight, blood type, family history (have others had diseases in your family?). In addition, for cancer screening purposes, I need photos of your arms, legs, back, buttocks, bosom. If you just send one full body nude photo, that should suffice. This will allow me to check for early signs, like actinic keratosis. The science is undeniable, and you're getting a free check-up out of the deal. Not bad, huh?
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