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Friday, November 23, 2012

Post# 286 - Speedway Tornado Breakfast Item - 7/15/12

Dear Speedway,

I take offense to one of your food items.  Your Tornado breakfast item.  I'm told it's eggs and cheese, formed into a hot dog shape, and cooked on those hot dog rollers.  Yum.

Tornados are deadly natural disasters that rip apart homes, tear apart families, and require federal aid and raise insurance premiums in the process.  Why would anyone name their breakfast food after this?

I just don't get it.

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