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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Post # 126 - My Fisher Price Form Letter Experiment - 1/3/2010

This was an experiment. I had written a negative letter to Fisher Price/Mattel about Barbie (Post #66). The next day, they sent the most generic form letter containing all of the typical catch phrases. It could have applied to any complaint about any product.

I wrote back accusing Fisher Price of being too big and out-of-touch with their customers. I accused them of having a machine that spits out form letters, based on which button the operator presses: positive or negative. I then crafted  my version of the “positive” form letter.
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Thank you for contacting us. We appreciate the time you have taken to share your thoughts with us.




A great deal of time has gone into the design and manufacture of this item and are glad that you like it.

Consumer feedback is very important to us. We have forwarded your comments to the appropriate personnel here at Mattel for their interest.

We will continue to work hard to merit your future support of our products.

Sincerely,

Mattel Consumer Relations

service.mattel.com

I then sent the letter below on 1/3/2010 to see if I was correct.
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Dear Fisher Price,

Well done! Bravo!

I just wanted to send you some positive feedback regarding the Fisher Price Spin and Crash Raceway. My three-year-old, Zacchaeus, loves to play with this, when he isn’t pretending to “collect our taxes” with his cash register and pad of paper, or climb the tree in our backyard.

He spends hours crashing his little cars into one another, with seemingly no consequences. My husband thought it might be a fun idea to tape ketchup packets onto the cars. I thought this was “taking it a little too far”. Luckily, your toys are washable, and clean up nicely.

Give each other a pat on the back. Another fine product. Keep up the good work, as always.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Barnowski
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Their response is below.  I wasn't word for word, but I think I more or less answered my question.

Subject: In Reference to Case Number: 17774339

Date: Mon, 4 Jan 2010 15:36:57 -0500
From: ConsumerServiceCenter@Fisher-Price.com

Thank you for taking the time to contact us. We're pleased to learn that your family enjoys our Fisher-Price Spin N Crash Raceway.

It's the kind of enthusiasm about our products that you expressed that keeps us challenged to manufacture toys that stimulate the imaginations of children, while at the same time maintaining our high standards of design, quality and safety. We will work hard in the future to merit your family's continued support of our products.

Sincerely,

Mattel Consumer Relations
service.mattel.com

From http://thehermanletters.blogspot.com

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Post # 66 - Barbie and Ken's Camper of Fornication 1-1-2010

A friend tipped me off about this little situation on New Year's Eve.  Thanks Dave!
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Dear Mattel,


Little Tina was asked to bring her favorite toy to the Saints Peter, Bartholomew, and John Parish Youth Group Overnight in the All-Purpose Room. Of course, she chose her favorite Christmas present—the Barbie Glamour Camper. She spends hours playing with Barbie and Ken as they have magical camping adventures with the My Little Pony gang. They chase magical unicorns and have pedicures.
Not an hour after we dropped Tina off, Minister Dan made me come pick her, along with her sinful toy. He showed me the exact issue: One camper, one sleeping bag, two opposite-sex adults with no wedding rings. He said “there’s no place at Saints PB & J for the Barbie Fornication Camper. He told us to stay “home and pray” for the next three Sundays, while they “review” our case. Yes—thanks to you, we now have a case.

What the hell were you thinking? Why not throw in a second sleeping bag, or a couple of wedding rings? Or even a photo of the wedding, with Bridal Barbie, Ken the Groom, Maid of Honor Skipper, and Best Man G.I. Joe? Would that have not allowed you to hit your price point? Would such a family-oriented step have dropped your profit by a quarter point?

In a way, I guess I owe you a big thank you. Thanks for forcing us to have a discussion with a six-year-old, that we were planning for her in 2015.

I’m disgusted and humiliated. I’m not appreciating the whispers as I walk through the grocery store. I’m not liking the “bad parent” label that I’ve been hastily given.

Can you explain this oversight or complete disregard for family values? What’s next? Barbie’s Brothel?

Sincerely,

Jerry
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Subject: In Reference to Case Number: 17764508
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 2010 13:27:05 -0500
From: ConsumerServiceCenter@Fisher-Price.com

Thank you for contacting us. We appreciate the time you have taken to share your thoughts with us.

A great deal of time has gone into the design and manufacture of this item and your disappointment with it concerns us. Consumer feedback is very important to us. We have forwarded your comments to the appropriate personnel here at Mattel for their interest.

We will work hard to merit your future support of our products.

Sincerely,

Mattel Consumer Relations
service.mattel.com
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My response, sent 1/2/2010

Dear Mattel,

Thank you for the form letter. You managed to use all of the customer support catch phrases:

     1) Consumer feedback is very important to us.

     2) We appreciate the time you took to contact us.

     3) Your disappointment concerns us.

     4) We have forwarded your comments to the appropriate personnel.

If you ask me, Mattel has a machine with two buttons: Positive Feedback, and Negative Feedback. It spits one of two form letters out.  Had I submitted a positive note, the letter would have read:

Thank you for contacting us. We appreciate the time you have taken to share your thoughts with us.
A great deal of time has gone into the design and manufacture of this item and are glad that you like it.   Consumer feedback is very important to us. We have forwarded your comments to the appropriate personnel here at Mattel for their interest.


We will continue to work hard to merit your future support of our products.


Sincerely,


Mattel Consumer Relations
service.mattel.com
That way, nobody really has to do anything, and nothing ever really gets fixed. It seems to me, the Fisher Price Barbie American Girl Giant is too big and now out of touch with its customers.


What do you think?

Jerry
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