Post #21 - War on Spam - mr. Frank Volume 3 - 6/26/2009

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Hello Jerome,

Thanks for your mail, well everyone has past, i once lost my beloved friend, whom is very much close to me right from my child hood, though i believe that everyone has a purpose of being alive, so i know that he choosed his own part, he has been like a brother to me, but he is no more. I love him much.

But allthesame i wish you will have your account information send to me so that we can proceed with the transaction, so get back to me with the required information.

Best Regards,
Frank
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Second note from mr. Frank, sent 6/27/2009

RE: Sorry For My Late Responce

Hello Jerome,

How are you doing? i hope that everything is fine with you, i hope you were in reciept of my last mail to you, kindly get back to me so that we can proceed with the transaction as the need to delay is not necessary.

Regards,
Frank
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My response to mr. Frank, sent 6/27/2009

Dear mr. Frank,

Sorry to hear about your friend. How did it happen?

My hot plate was faulty. Burned down my trailer. Now I’m hanging out at the YMCA. Free wifi though!

Congratulations! You unlocked the first of six alphanumeric characters for my bank account. First character: H.

Next: I need to know your most embarrassing moment. Please hurry! I am eager to get this transaction completed.

Please comply with my screening process. Again, this is two ways, babycakes.
Sincerely,

Lance E. Antsyinmypantsy
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My follow-up note to mr. Frank, 6/28/2009

FW: Sorry For My Late Responce

Dear mr. Frank,

How are you doing? I certainly hope that things are going well. Please don’t delay in getting back to me. I am eager to proceed with the transaction. My cot has a small rip in it now. There’s a cricket chirping under the bleachers next to my cot.


Please hurry, as the need to delay is not necessary.

Sincerely,

Lance E. Antsyinmypantsy

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Post #17 - War on Spam - mr. Frank Volume 2

mr. Frank sent this note to me on June 24th. He wasn't keen on giving me any mr. Frank facts.
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I am in reciept of your mail and i understand everything you talked about, my little problem now is that i need assurance of the safety of my fund with you once it gets to your custody.

I tried calling you on the number you provided but it seems not going through, once i hear from you, i will then forward an application to the Bank on your behalf requesting for the approval of the fund for onward transfer to your designated Bank account.

Best Regards,

Frank
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My response to mr. Frank, sent 6/24/2009

Dear mr. Frank,

I see you’re in r-e-c-i-before-e-p-t of my mail. If you understand, why did you not tell me a Mr. Frank Story? It could be about:

a) a time when you loved and lost.
b) a time when you were embarrassed.
c) a time when you were afraid.

Giving my bank account number makes a lot of sense otherwise. For all the reasons you described.

You probably called after my mis-hap that spelled the end of Antsyinmypantsy Inventions LLC. See, I dosed off with my Telepath-one invention on my head. You may recall, it reads brainwaves and converts them to spoken word. Well, my invention called my wife and conveyed a strange fantasy I’ve been having about somebody at work. She filed divorce papers, took me to the cleaners, and now I live in a tiny trailer with a hot plate.

So I need this money as soon as possible.

Please engage yourself!

Sincerely,

Mr. Lance E. Antsyinmypantsy
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