What's the deal with your light bulbs. I bought your candle-shaped bulbs to brighten our dining room for our Thanksgiving feast. This was my big chance to impress my future in-laws.
With the turkey in the oven, I replaced the old, non-GE bulbs with these new, awesome General Electric Bulbs. When I flipped the switch, one didn't light.
I hopped in my car. The store where I purchased them was closed. The next store was out of bulbs. The next one too! I came home bulbless, and worse, my turkey was burnt.
My in-laws found fault with my turkey and my lighting. Now everybody's talking about me behind my back. I think I'm going to be next on the chopping block. In fact, yes--as I type this, I'm receiving a "we owe it to ourselves to see other people" text. Thanks.
You let me down. You owe me a new bulb. You owe me a new girlfriend! This is very, very bad.
Sincerely,
Jerry
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